Top 10 Reasons I Won't Do ASMR ASMR

Now stop asking me to crinkle bags

Select your ASMR type:

Crumpling $20 bills ASMR -
Pouring marbles into a tray of sand ASMR -
Spraying hair product onto my expensive mic, ruining it ASMR -
Harley Quinn kidnapped you ASMR why is this a whole genre -
Brain surgeon taps on things instead of saving your life ASMR -
Snokesnokesnokesnoke -